So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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