sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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