Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
