they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
a search helicopter?!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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