Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Buhtt sex?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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