Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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