your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
