Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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