Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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