he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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