eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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