I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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