I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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