Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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