I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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