Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
