fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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