yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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