So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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