It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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