she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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