Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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