porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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