It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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