New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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