It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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