Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
