Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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