I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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