Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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