butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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