No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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