He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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