You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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