Slut skills are useful in every country.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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