She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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