TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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