I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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