I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I forget how to act sober
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