Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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