My friends, they love my intelligence
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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