69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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