IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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