Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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