I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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