a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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