Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Randomize
