you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize