he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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