At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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