accomplished twins. life is a go
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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