I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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