he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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