I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
