i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You did what with his pubic hair?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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