That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm bleeding and have questions
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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