can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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