It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i will never coherently bang her
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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