Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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