I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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