Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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