If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
we should paint friendship bongs
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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