im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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